For starters, I think I’m funny, but my mom says I’m just quirky. Either way, get ready for some fun—I love color, art, textures, design, yoga, Pilates, weight training, scuba diving, dancing in empty rooms, and using the Force to open automatic doors. I have zero patience for suspense, so I’ll unapologetically Google a plot mid-movie, read the ending of a book first, or ask friends for a full summary because I adore story time.

I’m a unique person with very basic tendencies—aka Taylor Swift dominates my Spotify playlist and I can’t resist a bougie latte. As special as I am (to myself), a fortune teller once approached me in Thailand, handed me a folded piece of paper, and asked me to think of a number and a color. Trying to be difficult, I chose 12 and lavender.

To my surprise, when I unfolded the paper, "12" and "lavender" were written on it. He then informed me that people might be nice to my face but don’t actually like me. Fair enough.

I wanted to hear more, but I was on a budget. I like to think he wished me well, but if my life suddenly falls apart… maybe I should’ve paid up.